For the sourdough starter keepers, off-grid dreamers, and those who know that carbs are life—but blind trust is not.
This unisex tee is soft, comfy, and baked to perfection (just like your bread). Whether you're grinding wheat or questioning authority, this shirt says what you're thinking—loud and crusty-clear.
Hand-milled vibes. Conspiracy-curious energy. Government-skeptical sass. Wear it to the farmers’ market, your homestead, or the next town hall meeting. Just don’t forget your loaf.
100% cotton. 100% not buying what they’re selling.
| | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
For the sourdough starter keepers, off-grid dreamers, and those who know that carbs are life—but blind trust is not.
This unisex tee is soft, comfy, and baked to perfection (just like your bread). Whether you're grinding wheat or questioning authority, this shirt says what you're thinking—loud and crusty-clear.
Hand-milled vibes. Conspiracy-curious energy. Government-skeptical sass. Wear it to the farmers’ market, your homestead, or the next town hall meeting. Just don’t forget your loaf.
100% cotton. 100% not buying what they’re selling.
| | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
