Our Tinfoil beanie is made for skeptics, critical thinkers, and homeschool parents tired of mainstream mind control. Soft, snug, and stitched with sarcasm, it’s perfect for blocking out noise—whether you’re questioning the official story or just staying cozy while staying “awake.”
Lightweight and durable, this beanie is your go-to for protests, outdoor lessons, or late-night research sessions.
No actual tinfoil required—just big brains and bold statements.
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Product Features
- One size fits most for a versatile fit
- 60% cotton and 40% acrylic blend for softness and durability
| | One size |
|---|
| Circumference, in | 17.32 - 17.91 |
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 8.19 |
| Cuff height, in | 2.56 |
Our Tinfoil beanie is made for skeptics, critical thinkers, and homeschool parents tired of mainstream mind control. Soft, snug, and stitched with sarcasm, it’s perfect for blocking out noise—whether you’re questioning the official story or just staying cozy while staying “awake.”
Lightweight and durable, this beanie is your go-to for protests, outdoor lessons, or late-night research sessions.
No actual tinfoil required—just big brains and bold statements.
⬇️
Product Features
- One size fits most for a versatile fit
- 60% cotton and 40% acrylic blend for softness and durability
| | One size |
|---|
| Circumference, in | 17.32 - 17.91 |
| Height, in | 8.07 |
| Width, in | 8.19 |
| Cuff height, in | 2.56 |
