Block the sun’s rays—and whatever tinfoil hats are meant to block.
Our Tinfoil 5-Panel Hat blends low-key sarcasm with high-key awareness. Featuring clean lines, bold embroidery, and just the right amount of shade—both figurative and literal—this hat is perfect for homeschool parents, skeptics, and free thinkers who love a subtle statement.
Lightweight, breathable, and designed for everyday wear, it’s your go-to for outdoor lessons, protests, or just keeping cool while questioning everything.
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Product Features
- 100% cotton fabric for durability and comfort
- Soft-structured, five-panel design for a stylish look
- Adjustable nylon strap for a custom fit
- Metal eyelets for breathability
| | One size |
|---|
| Circumference, in | 19.02 - 22.01 |
| Height, in | 4.50 |
| Visor width, in | 2.50 |
| Visor length, in | 7.00 |
Block the sun’s rays—and whatever tinfoil hats are meant to block.
Our Tinfoil 5-Panel Hat blends low-key sarcasm with high-key awareness. Featuring clean lines, bold embroidery, and just the right amount of shade—both figurative and literal—this hat is perfect for homeschool parents, skeptics, and free thinkers who love a subtle statement.
Lightweight, breathable, and designed for everyday wear, it’s your go-to for outdoor lessons, protests, or just keeping cool while questioning everything.
⬇️
Product Features
- 100% cotton fabric for durability and comfort
- Soft-structured, five-panel design for a stylish look
- Adjustable nylon strap for a custom fit
- Metal eyelets for breathability
| | One size |
|---|
| Circumference, in | 19.02 - 22.01 |
| Height, in | 4.50 |
| Visor width, in | 2.50 |
| Visor length, in | 7.00 |
